The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101646   Message #2051850
Posted By: Amos
14-May-07 - 08:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: New Union Benefit
Subject: RE: BS: New Union Benefit
Hang loose, I suppose.

Pee to do
From "42"
And now it's true
The world's my loo
My chair rotates
I urinate
On you-ooo.
Nobody near me to
See me or hear me
My pee is a fizzin'
My train is a whizing
While I am whizzin' too!

Picture me,
And picture this
A chair just built
To take the piss
With practice I
Can never miss
If you are near me,

Aiming my peter
At 90 kilometers
My proud urination
Lasts right to the station
It may sound contrarian
But, as a Bulgarian
I'm proud to
Pee on you!

On you!

I'm proud
To
Pee
On
you!
Choo Choo!