A satisfactory accomodation with a lovely lady can always be managed by having one or the other of you stand on a box.

Now all that's needed is for you two to complete the "conversation."

(I mean by exchanging the necessary information via polite conversation so as to arrive at a mutually satisfactory size - and perhaps placement - of the box.)

And Kat: telling him "where to put it" may not be quite the best thing to offer.

John