The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #92494   Message #2051975
Posted By: Rapparee
14-May-07 - 11:21 PM
Thread Name: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Commander Altron, the "beer" was taken without obtaining the permission of those who possessed the beer or reimbursing them for the substance. It takes time to make, and even more time to grow the plants which are used to make it. It is not correct to usurp the work of another without reimbursing the other or at the very least asking permission to take or use it.

May I suggest that the empty bottles be placed back in the storage facility from which they were taken, and "Shane" be placed in the middle of them? He would, of course, be in his integument since his own "clothing" was destroyed for sanitary reasons and you would not want to violate the Prime Directive by leaving him dressed in Grey clothing.

Wait! Find a place called "Salvation Army." They often have a box colored at about 7000 angstrom units wherein cast-off clothing can be placed. It will not matter if "Shane" is dressed in clothing such as that in which he was found, as this planet does not differentiate between the sexes (we have two) in that way. Thus any article of clothing you might extract and which fits him would be correct.

You will want to render him unconscious before dressing him and returning him and the empty bottles.