I follow your line of reasoning, Rapaire, and I will give it full consideration. But first we have more questions we need to ask the Shane Being when he regains coherency. Then we will address the matter of whether or not the beer should be returned, and if so, in what manner. We could perhaps make some sort of trade for it.

We are not convinced that it is not, in fact, some sort of toxic weapon. If so, we might be doing you Earthlings a real favor by disposing of it by offloading it into your sun's gravitational field.