Welcome Steve!

Here are three tips to help you survive the madness forum here at Mucat.

1) if approached by a lady wanting to know "Would you like a gift?" - no matter how genteel, innocent or combinations thereof she may appear - the answer is "no!"

(unless you like crocheted toilet paper covers, headless nuns, 6 foot pink plush flamingos, banjo playing walruses and suchlike)

2) lions is not ducks.


3) never, ever, take Jack along with you. anywhere.