Flip me! Why is it always some other flippin' goof who wins the big prizes? Look, man...I got an idea how that flippin' monney can be invested, eh? I figger you got yer own Leer Jet now, right? I mean, you must have one, right? So fly to Blind River, man. Wait for me there. Ask fer Don McBride, my brother. He will put you up whiles you wait. But DON'T tell him about the money! Don't listen to NONE of his flippin' skeems becoz he lies like a rug! I will be home soon and we can figger out the best ways to use yer money so that everything works out great, eh? Trust me.

- Shane