HA HA! Tolkien RULES! Gollum said "And when we gets the ring, WE WILL HAVE THE POWER! What will we call ourselves, preciousss? Lord Smeagol? Most Precious? THE Gollum? We wants it, preciousss! WE WANTS IT!" BTW Many of Tolkien's poems, including Gollum-riddles have been set to music many times. Check 'em out! And not to nitpick, but Gollum once WAS a hobbit, normal...but the desire to possess the ring corrupted him, caused him to commit murder, and shriveled his mind until there was no thought left but to regain his precious.