Two men were castaways on a small island having been shipwrecked. The island was inhabited by women only and they were told to leave imediately. They pleaded for their lives basically and the elders of the women discussed it in private and came up with a solution. The solution to be in two parts..the first part was:-
"If you each go into the forest or along the beaches and collect 100 fruit, we will let you stay...no more or no less than 100 will do"
So off they went, the first man coming back just an hour later with what he said was 100 grapes.
"The second part " said the queen..."is that I am to push all the fruit up your backside...and you must not laugh or you will have to go".
The first man bent forward and the queen started to push the grapes, one by one, up his backside.....ten...twenty .......fifty....sixty......90....95...96 ....97....98....99 and he burst out laughing uncontrollably.
"That's it" said the queen "you will have to go now but why did you laugh"?
He said "I just saw my friend coming back with 100 coconuts"