Where does the odd old single sock go,
After the spin cycle's done?
Does he bid farewell to his life-long mate
And duck out the vent on the run?
Does he go up the flue, in a burst of blue
When his walking days are all done?
Oh, where does the sad lost single sock go,
When you find the other one?

Songs of Laundry Past
Jakes Bin Modernished and the Indoor Boys
Dairy Herd Platters, pub., Askfaloosa, 1976