What's all this about 'tit-of-the-hour' clubs? If you want to see tits, I have three sorts here. I don't charge the extortionate rates that those sites do, so for just a bar of chocolate or a bottle of something drinkable, you can come and see great tits, blue tits and occasionally a coal tit. At the moment, a great one is hanging upside down from the feeder whilst her mate is wiping it's beak on a branch.

I've installed 'state of the ark' viewing facilities and as soon as I've got the horse manure off the table and onto the garden, there'll be somewhere to rest your glasses.

LTS