Who wrote on a thread about another local festival:

Hello the Ducks. Looking forward to seeing you this weekend.

or:

What time of day on the Sunday will the gates be locked to the Bridge Mills car park Cath?
If you remember last year you will realise I have a very good reason for asking this!

or even:

Only 9 days to go

Now that's what I call serious postings designed to attract people to the local area and to folk music........