HOLY FLIP!!!!! Get this. I heard today through the flippin' grapevine that the staff in one of the Beer Stores in Sudbury are all, like, in danger of gettin' fired becoz, like, 50,0000 bottles of beer flippin' DIS-APPEARED a few nights back!!! And there werent' no flippin' clues how it was done, so they figger it had to be a inside job by the flippin' emploiyees!

HOLY FLIP!!!!!

You know what this means, eh?

It means that a bunch of flippin' aliyens really HAVE got the little bother! FLIP! It also means that they have got the 50,000 bottles of beer!!!! FLIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now the idiots are gonna RETURN IT??????????????????????????

You gotta flippin' be puttin' me ON! They CAN'T return it! This is the greatest flippin' beer heist in the history of Norht Ontario and them retreads are just gonna give it back? I can't flippin' beleeve this!

Somethin' has got to be done change there minds. I hope Shane fer once uses his flippin' head and comes up with some kind of a plan that WORKS!

Jeezus flip. I wish I knew how to find them alyenans. I am drivin' out tonight and am gonna look for them over toward Sudbury way.

- Don McBride