A woman was passing the pet store, and noticed that a parrot was on sale for $10.00. When she asked why, the pet store owner said, "He came from a house of ill repute, and his language is unacceptable in polite company."
Unable to resist a bargain, she bought the bird and took it home. When she took the cover off the cage, the parrot said "Hey, new madam"!
She thought that was cute. Then, her two girls came home from school, and the bird spied them and shouted, "Hey, new whores"!!
But, then her husband came in, looked at the parrot, and the bird said "Hey, Hello, Bruce."