I didn't know French was a form of cussing. From now on I know what I'll do! "Vous ete une tete du merde, batarde cochon! Votre mama ete une horizontale et votre pere...."

Yeah!

Reminds me of the story about the guy from Couer d'Alene. Every time he'd be asked how to spell his home town he'd say, "Just like it sounds, dummy." Then he met a fella from Quebec....