When I was single and did my own laundry I never lost a sock in it. (What, never? Hardly ever). Then I got married and it was a weekly occurrence. Even when I did the laundry. Now I'm not married any more, it hasn't improved!

Moral? Marriage ****s up your sock drawer.


Just one more question: Why was a builder wearing a thong? And was it a thing thong? That's two. I feel a Monty Python sketch coming on.




Where's my coat?