Dinosaur love songs:

Last night I dreamt I was a brontosaurus,
And as I went wand'ring through the swamp,
Every time I met someone like you, dear,
I lifted up my foot and I went "STOMP!"

(Alternate—or second—verse)

Last night I dreamt I was a brontosaurus,
And as I went wand'ring through the brush,
Every time I met someone like you, dear,
I lifted up my foot and I went "CRUSH!"
                      —Jim Wilhelm, local singer

Don Firth