Hey, our kids school had a teacher who kept his flask in the bottom of his desk drawer. He taught more drunk than he did sober. Retired, finally, with tenure of course.

There was also the teacher at the same school who'd give the girls all A's if they wore revealing clothes. Our daughter refused and got D's when she actually deserved B's. It would have done no good to complain, the Admin already knew about it. Only took his wife 25 years to divorce him.

There was also the wrestling coach who patted front bottoms instead of back bottoms. Our son experienced that just once...said, if you do that again, I'll deck you. Coach never did.

Small towns. Nothing much ever 'happens' there, but what you hear makes up for it.