John 'Giok' MacKenzie - PM
Date: 18 Jul 04 - 12:56 PM

As he rode up on his hobby-horse, waving his freshly ground axe, with his faithful doggerel by his side, "A verse, a verse, my kingom is averse" he said. While the announcer cried out, "The quatrain now arriving at platforms 5,6,7,8, and 9, is coming in sideways" All together they sang....
I could write a sonnet
About your old car's bonnet
And of the hood that's on it
To o'fender you all.

My other poem is a limerick

There was a young couple from Pitlochry
Who were having it off in the rockery
When she found he was done, before she'd begun
She said, "That's not a fuck, it's a mockery.

TTFN....Giok