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Thread #5464   Message #2058775
Posted By: Joe_F
22-May-07 - 08:47 PM
Thread Name: Musical Puns?
Subject: RE: Musical Puns?
From "Faithless Sally Brown":

Says he, 'They've only taken him
To the Tender-ship, you see;'
'The Tender-ship,' cried Sally Brown,
'What a hard-ship that must be!'
...
'Oh, Sally Brown, oh, Sally Brown,
How could you serve me so?
I've met with many a breeze before,
But never such a blow!'
...
His death, which happened in his berth,
At forty-odd befell:
They went and told the sexton, and
The sexton toll'd the bell.

From "Faithless Nelly Gray":

Ben Battle was a soldier bold,
And used to war's alarms,
But a cannon-ball took off his legs,
So he laid down his arms!
...
'Oh, Nelly Gray! Oh, Nelly Gray!
Is this your love so warm?
The love that loves a scarlet coat
Should be more uniform!'
...
'Why then,' said she, 'you've lost the feet
Of legs in war's alarms,
And now you cannot wear your shoes
Upon your feats of arms!'