Yes, Mickey 191, I can (and will...); you've no idea how anxiously I scanned the half-dozen postings between yours in ref. to the "lovely lady" and here, just in case someone else had chipped in. Barry Fitzgerald looks at the broken bed, shakes his head, and laconically utters the single word, "Homeric!" (For those less familiar with the Film than Cinema Ushers or members of the Irish diaspora, the reason the bed is broken is because Big John - or "Trooper Thorn" - has previously hurled M O'S - Kate Danaher - on it in fury.

If you want a translation of "ABCD", see a much earlier thread on "Songs for Alcoholics"; and now, what - or whom - do we all have to cheer like (according to Ward Bond)?