Yes, Red will look quite smart cos its dressage. We'll try anything to take the judges attention of our performance.

Chelsea sounds like fun but wear sensible shoes. Dont really like the Mars garden that won the award, I'm more of a cottage garden person. What will you be doing in the circus? Lion Taming?? dont put your head in his mouth if he looks hungry.

House boats always sound lovelly, but how do you know if your foundations have gone - do you get that sinking feeling.

What nationality is Cathie's other leg?

As they say in Russia - Moscow, work to do.