There are no animals in a chinese circus

They are all too delicious or have properties that are good for your willy

Unless people dressed up as dragons count

It's mostly acrobats & and hoards of junglers all simulataneously throwing things like cement mixers to furious bing bonging of Chinese music

Blimey - I was gonna wear wellies to Chelsea

Cathy's other leg is French (al leg edly)

Work - you want to measure brickwork if you want hairs on your chest

Good luck Red - whinny, whinny