I got bad flippin' news. The 50,000 bottles of beer showed up back inside the beer store in Sudbury....and nobody knows how it was done! There was maybe a few beers short of what was took in the first place, but almost all of it showed up. There was also a flippin' penguin there! I mean a live one, eh? And there was a note sayin' that the penguin was in exchange fer the few beer that was not retruned. Nobody understands that at all, eh? It is flippin' weird.

There ain't no sine of the little brother. He could be flippin' GONE. This could be the end of my little brother Shane.

This is real flippin' bad. I might hafta have some kids now so the fambly does not die off. I was figgerin' to stay single and fancy free but now I am lookin' at the hole thing from a diffrernt angle, eh?

This is real flippin' bad. I hate to think that with all the women out there I gotta narrow it down to just one to have kids with. Flip me!

I hope that they return the little brother. I got my fingers and toes crossed that there is still hope.

- Don McBride