Whenever I visit my brothers in the wilds of West Yorkshire, we usually end up in a pub and after a few pints the old toast comes out (no, not the hot bread variety)so I thought I'd share it with you, said of course with a pint in hand;-

"Many my friends tha's made me foes, and tha's made me pop me clothes
But now that tha's so near me nose, up tha comes and down tha goes!"

Anyone know any other original toasts, apart from Cheers! Bottoms up! and Salud! that is.....