I'm arranging a little surprise for both of you.

The medics from the Idaho Legion have volunteered to come and help you both out! In fact, the entire 31415th Medical Battalion (Proctologic) is even now saddling up to ride to your aid. Companies I, J, and P are heading for Texas and Companies R, W, and U are entraining for San Diego. These are or were highly trained and skilled medical personnel whose expertise in proctology represents a total of literally weeks of experience. The Battalion Commander, Colonel Dr. Isaac C. Butts, came to the Legion after years of successful practice in Sexsmith, Alberta and should receive a license to practice shortly.

They should be headin' out as soon as the liquor ration is loaded.