The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101899   Message #2060074
Posted By: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
24-May-07 - 02:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Dating Section for Mudcat!!! ???
Subject: RE: BS: Dating Section for Mudcat!!! ???
Hiya. Someone was inquirin' as to what sex I am. I'm male. 110% male. I like fast cars, speakeasies with good jazz music, dinin' out, and cuttin' the rug out on the dance floor with a dame that has long legs and knows exactly what she wants outta life. I will take blondes, brunettes or redheads, all are okay with me. I like a woman who ain't afraid of nothin' and who speaks her mind. No shrinkin' violets for this ape. I have a second to none collection of old Tarzan movies and memorabilia to peruse. Step up to my pad and see. I got a treehouse in the country too, suitable for any "Jane" who likes the great outdoors. I like stayin' up most of the night, sleepin' in late, and workin' hard when I am short of money and partyin' when I ain't. You will never get bored with me around. Never. I guarantee it.

- Chongo