I read the local "lonely Hearts" ads & I wonder why someone who is: 20-beautiful-great figure outgoing-great dancer- would need to advertise? Or is it a cover for hookers?

Last week in the men's ad: I'm fit-Love hiking in the woods. I'm a young 88. Any dame that would answer that better know CPR.

I did answer one: senior political activist, loves music & movies. Would like a dinner companion-nothing serious.That suited me-just what I'm looking for. We connected on the phone. After small talk the guy
wanted me to sing for him. I demurred, then he insisted I sing for him. I said next time- "NO -I want you to sing now!" I told him he should call Tammy Wynette.

I still laugh when I see his same ad--guess no one wants to sing for the control freak.