And what, pray, is "about what you would expect from me", Don? Do you know me? Have we met? How do you 'know what to expect'. The 'snotty response' you seem to have taken so much offence about is a question. "Why not get a nice sensible economical car?" It has a question mark on the end. It also, had you noticed, has a smile on the end for all to see. You answered the question quite ably when you said you towed a caravan. That would have sufficed but for some reason you chose to go off on one. I was initialy going to post what would have been a real snotty response but I shall put your fit of pique down to a temporary lapse in judgement.

Carry on enjoying your twighlight years in whatever manner you see fit and sod the consequences! you won't be around to see them anyway...

Cheers

Dave