Yeah, but he might be up in the Yukon, thinking he's going to get rich by working a gold mine all winter.

Hmmm...Don, if the Yukon guy is your brother you still might have to marry and raise a family, cuz "Shane" could very well freeze his jewels off up there. I was up there one winter and noticed all the brass monkeys wore fur jockstraps. Would it be worth it to come home loaded down with gold but with your...manhood...shattered by the cold? I know that "Shane" doesn't have much of it but I'm sure he's attached to what little there is.