Man, you got no idea. Shane does not work, eh? Never. He is teh worlds champeen dogflipper. He will never spend no winter workin' in a flippin' goldmine! No flippin' way. What he will do if he is there is to hang arownd and bum smokes and stuff off peopel and he will pick up any gold that he sees just layin' around and probablby take it to the pond shop. I figger he will come up with enuff cash to buy a 6-pack. That's my guess.

That is if he ain't been took to Jupiter by the aleyens.

I'm hedgin' my bets here. I am gonna inform the OPP that he has gone missin'. It's time those lazy flippers did some public service, eh?

- Don McBride