I've just started writing a new parody based on Fathom the Bowl.....so far I've got

From France we do get brandy

From Jamaica comes rum

They go down quite easy then up they do come

With stout, ale and cider, I'm out of control

Pass me the tequila, I'll cradle the bowl

I'll cradle the bowl ( etc.)

My father he do lie in the depths of the pub

With his feet t'wards the door and his head to the hub...

And there I stick.... any suggestions gratefully received

Terri