'I am trying my darndest to remember the words to one song "in the land of france, where the alligators dance....???" any takers?'

I hesitate to do this but ... the version I remember from the schoolyard (Windsor, Ontario) - but definitely NOT sung by the girls at yogi - is:

There's a place in France,
Where the people wear no pants;
And the men wear glasses,
So they can see the ladies' asses.

(Sorry - just trying to be helpful!)