Hey, let's quit pussy footing around here... It's all FDR's fault... It ain't Carter or Clinton's fault that the current administration is failing miserably... It FDR's... Dig the sumabitch up and drag his dead body thru the streets...

(But, Bobert, what about Taft???)

Well, okay, Taft made Bush attack Iraq!!! Dig him up, too, and drag his dead body thru the streets... No, no... Dig his body up and send it to the World Court...

(What World Court, Bobert??? Without the US signing on it has kinda fallen apart....)

Hmmmmmm???... Okay, here's me last idea... Dig all the sumabitchs up and put 'um on the carnival circuit... They could be propped up on them chairs above the dunking tanks and folks could pay 3 'er 5 bucks for 3 balls to throw at the target and dunk their most hated x-president... Heck, I'd prolly go broke trying to put Lincoln in the tank... But it'd be worth it...

Sho nuff would...

Bobert