Very difficult song. Enjoy.

Jellied Eels

Now ever since I was a mite,
I've had a whackin' appetite,
My ordering for dinner would raise the rafters,
I swallowed my befores as well me afters,

'Til one Sunday afternoon,
They bunged something in me spoon,
and I'm sure it must'a been ever since then
that I've had an irresistable yearn for..

Jellied Eels~ Jellied Eels~
Wobbling about like wonky wheels,
Why'd you frown and look so sickly
Slide 'em down your throat and quickly
Don't bean up in an empty cup
now I know just how you feel
When you get a taste, you won't want to waste them
Lovely Jellied Eels.

Now wimples and shrimps are fine
I've flogged 'em since the age of nine
I used to jog along with me two wheeled barra
but there was something wrong, something the matta
There was no jellied eels on show
No wonder they didn't wanna know
I went out and bought a load
Piled 'm up in pile
and people could smell me coming a mile. Ohh..

Jellied Eels~ Jellied Eels~
Wobbling about like wonky wheels,
Why'd you frown and look so sickly
Slide 'em down your throat and quickly
Don't bean up in ya empty cup
now I know just how you feel
When you get a taste, you won't want to waste them
Lovely Jellied Eels.

Jellied Eels~ Jellied Eels~
Wobbling about like wonky wheels,
Why'd you frown and look so sickly
Slide 'em down your throat and quickly
Don't bean up in ya empty cup
now I know just how you feel
When you get a taste, you won't want to waste them
Lovely Jellied Eels.

(The chorus repeats twice more while the lead singer complains about chavs with chocolate covered fingers touching things in his store..)