"Here's to our enemies -
May the Lord turn their hearts to love us,
And if He can't turn their hearts,
May He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping"


(To be drunk only with an alcoholic drink in one's hand*)
"Here's to a Temperence supper
With water in glasses tall
And coffee and tea to finish...
And us nowhere near it at all!"


"To your health and mine, in water or wine
I'll wish you the best....Ah, you know the rest"


Walrus


*So American Budweiser is automatically excluded :-D