The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #101795 Message #2062707
Posted By: Richard Bridge
28-May-07 - 08:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: Your Career, Dead
Subject: RE: BS: Your Career, Dead
Oh, no, there are many hand gestures. Some examples (I am sure there are others):
First finger towards camera = "Your country needs you" (as in Lord Kitchener)
First finger tapped into viewer's chest = do as you are told
Thumb and index finger forming circle = excellent
Thumb and first finger forming circle = all fingers curled and thumb placed between first and index finger = male masturbation, or masturbation of a male (Incidentally, the one I first thought of in this context)
Fist, little finger partly extended partly curled = little dick
Form ring with thumb and first finger, place on forehead = dickhead
First and index fingers form a "V", front of hand to viewer = Victory (after Churchill)
Ditto, back of hand to viewer = fuck off
Fist, index finger upward and pointed, back of hand to viewer = fuck yourself
Fist, either first or second finger extended straight, front to viewer, fingers pointing up = One sharp (key of G)
Ditto, first and second up = 2 sharps (D)
First second and third = 3 sharps (A)
All four = 4 sharps (E)
All 5 = B
One finger down = one flat (F)
Two = B Flat
Three = E flat
Four = A flat
Five = D Flat
Thumb across throat = you (viewer) are dead
Index finger flipping lips = cunnilingus
First finger across throat = "you are dead" or "turn off engines" or "cut recorded sound accompaniment"
Knife hand, chop downwards = you must stop (whatever it is)
Point first or index finger down onto desk = listen to me
Index finger, curled, tapping side of head = you are (or third party is) insane ("Doolally Tap")
First finger, circling by temple = you are (or third party is) insane ("Curly Wurly Cuckoo")
Fist, first and little fingers extended, jabbed in air = excellent (metal music) or reference to anal fisting - or, in Meditteranean countries, the horns of the cuckold.