More from Mike Harding:
"I wrote this song for my ex-girlfriend, Back Entry Bertha. Very friendly woman, Bertha, used to walk about with a mattress strapped to her back in case she met someone she knew."

"My landlady's a terrible cook! Found her up on the roof yesterday, with a piece of flypaper and a knitting needle - catching seagulls for breakfast!"

etc, etc, for a couple of hours!

Fancy a new thread, luv?