The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2063762
Posted By: Amos
30-May-07 - 12:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I almost had a heart attack
I thought that Mom had fallen slack
And dropped right off the bottom row
Into the darkness deep, below!
My hair stood out in sudden fear,
I heard my heart pound in my ears,
That Mom -- our truest,m staunchest friend
Should meet such an untimely end!

But then I blinked, and vision cleared,
And though the thread-list still looked weird
I saw with lightening relief
There were no grounds for shock and grief,
Mom -- still the brightest thread in town,
Was nestled there, 'bout half-way down
And so I thought, "Let's bring her up
Back the top, my butter cup!"

So posting merrily, I wrote these lines
To Mother's altitude refine
And saw her lifted to the top once more,
Newly triumphant, as she was before.
So now, at peace, I go to get my rest,
Knowing I've helped keep Mom the best.

Beaver Cleaver
Age 11
Mrs. Womrath's 5th Grade Home Room