Coming home from the pub we did stagger and weave
And the times we fell over,well, you would not believe
Then someone suggested,to regain control
We popped in the "Star of India" for a quick Curry Roll
a quick Curry Roll, a quick Curry Roll
We popped in the "Star of India" for a quick Curry Roll

The Curry is lying in my in-tes-tines
The rumbling and farting is worse than baked beans
Its made my poor bottom as hot as the coal
Please go to the freezer and fetch a bog roll
and fetch a bog roll, and fetch a bog roll
Please go to the freezer and fetch a bog roll

for our Trans-ponders, bog roll is toilet paper and it is something of a tradition to go for a curry after drinking in the pub, and keeping the toilet roll in the fridge to ease the burning sensation afterwards is a well known joke.