And let us not forget(sources questionable)...

Performer to restless, noisy crowd, "That's O.K., you can talk if you want to. I already got your money." Performer missing a few notes in a solo, "Well, that notes gotta be in there somewhere. I just have to find it..." Performer using high-end vintage guitar, but then kills the lead break, Says, "Cheap Guitar..." Performer on stage sees beautiful woman in a low-cut bustier enter the club, and then just starts applauding at her, saying,"Oh yeah!"... Performer to obnoxious female heckler, "Were we ever married?" Performer referring to his former love, "The Anti-Wife..."

Somebody STOP me...Anyhound, should you "not approve" or even "dislike" the above, be sure not to use them in your gigs, you know how you are... bob