Liz, I do not find that at all funny, or helpful. Last year I saw Fiona for two months out of twelve. So far, this year, I'm only away for two months, however, I'm on eight hours notice to go at all times for the next twelve months. You try being away from your loved ones for that long, and you very quickly find comments like yours do F**K All to help!

Sod the lot of you, I'm out of here.

Chris.