Dave doesn't sell that kind of book!

Correct. I read all my books. I would be able to play something by now had I read books like that at least once.

And to Dave (BC) it was me selling books at the lamented National. Thank you for your purchases.

The nose bleed that arises as I move gently south is mostly related to the price of beer.

Does that make me an unreconstructed northerner? I do hope so......

(Aside - at Shepley Festival those from the effete south did not realise that beer could be sold at such low prices - overheard "Nice to come to a festival and not feel you are being ripped off at the bar"). Prices were OK I thought.