To the gentleman(sic!) with the large 'eyebrow' that is scared of heights. Please note, the word 'trundle' is not far removed from the word 'tumbrel' where wance a upon a time people lost the heid - in mair ways than wan, a la guillottene! But, tae show ye the haund o' peace, if yer that 'Board' come and see the FILO, a story of country folk,on Setterday night, and show us the wisdom aff yer ways and bring the Board gang wi ye.

Up ye goonie wi' a blaw lamp!