No pirate fest for me Claire. One of the reasons you haven't
seen me aboard of the ships for a SF Chantey Sing in a dozen
years or so is that I now live on the right (as in east,
not necessarily correct or conservative) coast!

Going by the name 'Randy' was a nice straight line. "He's
Paddy West, and of course, I'm Randy." To which a wench
could interject "Oi'll say e' 'is!" or some similar retort.

It was pretty funny the first 127,398 times.