Today I saw a note in the newspaper that the Ukelele Hut is going to be running an open mike at their store on Fridays and Saturdays.

That's good!

But it's only open to people who play the Uke.

That's bad.

I have five guitars!

That's good!

But one has a broken tuning peg.

That's bad.

If I take off two strings and play it with a capo on the fifth fret I have a ukelele!

That's VERY good.

But I don't know how to play a uke.

That's bad.

But I bought a book today!

That's good.

I have to go turn a guitar into a uke. Have a great weekend!