Didn't get a clear enough trail via Google to know quite what you're on about. I did however enjoy this line of prose that came up in the search:

Residents of the sleepy outback town of Woomera were awakened this
morning by the sound of huge numbers of low flying pigs. Car
windscreens were splattered with green manure and mounds of steaming
dung was piled metres deep over a vast area.

May use that one myself sometime.


Sympathies though-- anytime anything turns to shite that can't be good news.

~Susan