Yeah, as I said, I've heard that Perry is a member of the Bilderberg group, and the Illuminati, and the Masons, and the Trilateral Commission and the Protocols of the Elders of Zion--oh sorry the last one is a book. Somewhere in there must be an all-powerful world-wide conspiracy that is true.

Or maybe not.

By the way, Ornery, what kind of music do you like?

Or are you another delightful politics-only poster?