Let us rumble on below the surface, Diane. Ralph is right about this reflecting badly on the contributors. Whilst a couple of the testosterone-kids smirk, I squirm. This will run and run but perhaps not in this thread.

And, as a parting shot to the conspiracy theorists, I haven't a bloody clue who Diane is and she hasn't a bloody clue who I am, but if she's ever in Bude the Doom Bar's definitely on me. :-)