Breezy! Ye knaah! Aah love ye te bits and aall that and aah'm really look forward te seein' ye again soon but if ye think aall this promotion is ganna get ye mair than a pint, ye can think again!

Whe de ye think ye are? Max Clifford? Mair like Max Factor!

By the way! You and George P are 'MEGA' as a duo - Like Simon & Garfunkel te lissen te but like Laurel and Hardy te look at! AND... ye wear yer basebaall hat roond the wrang way - The stiff, neck-protector is supposed te gan roond the back - Not ower the eyes!

Lucy, my pet! Now that aah've come doon off the cloud what aah've been skitin' aroond on all week, did aah tell ye what a FANTABULOSIEXPENDIFFEROUS weekend ye put tegether. Well! Ye did!

And divvent believe everything that Breezy tells ye! He says aah am! Aah say aah might be! And TLS hassent made up her mind yet!

Aah love yez aall