The best "fake" cowboy song I know was written by my friend and alter-ego Joe Hall. Called "Mystic Cowgirls of the Prairie", it tells the chilling story of a posse of Lesbian Feminist vegetarian hard-ridin' Extra-terrestrial babes crossin' the prairies of the "new" west, lookin' fer "little dogies" to set free. (not sure where they go once they're free..maybe into a UFO.

Joe is the finest musical humourist (IMO) since Tom Lehrer. Since his work is REALLY good, he's viewed with suspicion and anger by both the Left AND the Right.

Now that's what I call REAL success!

Rick